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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Than broke up with Adam to fall in love with a beautiful woman names Theresa.


First class flight to hell. Welcome aboard y’all :)

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mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

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inkerton-kun:

when you want to replay a videogame but then you remember that part

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